Haiku Resurrection?

[wcoastphan]

I went looking for
The old Phillies Haiku Thread
Alas, it's been archived!

Ancient Phan's Lament
It's Still Early! It's Still Early, Right?
Too Soon To Panic?

[MichaelJackSchmidt]

The Phillies Stink Bad!
Ruben and Charlie Stink Worse
The Season is Lost

[schooldoc]

Congrats, Pettibone!
On your first major league win
Hope for more to come

[wcoastphan]

From the May 25 GD thread comes:

Matt Gelb tweet:

The Phillies are 14-8 when Ryan Howard strikes out four or more times. Baseball.

To which I respond:

Phils Fourteen and Eight
Howard K's Four or More Times
That's Baseball For Ya!!

[BigEd76]

They're mediocre
Still 2 behind Washington
Baseball really sucks

[LA_s_Shallow_Thought]

The front office finds
stats as valuable as we
find the front office